'Ssup! I am Cockraptor. Carnists Say the Darndest Things! is an ode to the bizarre trolls who trample around the dainty meadows we call "vegan sites". The shenanigans of this site celebrate the hilarity and frustration of being vegan in a pre-vegan world. Does your family think you're passing through a phase? Do "canine teeth", "baaaaacon!", and "plants have feelings" ring a bell? Do obese, perpetually wheezing coworkers prophesy that you will die in 6 months? Do strangers call you a bunny hugger? Fear not, Veganling! I might not be your friend, but this site will offer free, BS-rated quack therapy and save you $$$ in real counseling / angsty finger paint supplies / flamethrower purchases. Oh, and if you're on FB, like my page by clicking the button. Hugs and Pecks! p.s. All photos are free to share, and if you modify them, please retain credits.

Carnists Say The Darndest Things!

When vegans troll … 

When vegans troll … 

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